If you every see me wearing these, shoot me dead on the spot! If you wear these, I'm going to have to ask you to stop! I'm already a stay-at-home-mom, must I (and you) play into all of the negative stereotypes? Just like you can pull on those ugly, unflattering, faded out, saggy-butt jeans, you can hop on over to The Gap and get a great pair of reasonably priced, dark-wash boot cuts with a nice rise (preferably right below the waist).